Saturday 20 April 2013

Date A Live episode 3: Its about time.

Welp, Them Goddam SPLOICERS took forever to sub this, so i just prepared it until it was finally released.


And what do you know? A day before my birthday its finally here! so lets get going!


Moe
I like happy girls ^_^
And what do you know? It kicks off by Tohka and shidou on their date, then - after the GOD AWESOME OPENING!!!! - we see the two still at  the store, and Shidougetting some bread for her, For the rest of the episode, hilarity ensures, and that's just about it.

What, more? okay fine.

I bet no one is reading these captions, are they?
Just like a little sister...



So Tohka and Shidou continue their deito deito deito and Tohka eats food, Shidou's wallet is tested (it said that in the opening) and after an epic tale of game machines, we have a heartwarming conversation with the two. and then...

Well, I can fix that... I think. FROM NOW ON, Ill cram in lines from the bioshock series! How does THAT sound!? :D
Some pointless image Of kotori.


*BANG!*

Origami (the white haired girl who always stalks Shidou) aims at Tohka, but Shidou takes the bullet for her (A man chooses...) and dies.

Well, that's it for Date A Live everyone, I hope you enjoyed it.
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Haha in just kidding! it turns out Shidou has a healing power (which I'm sure well learn more about as the show progresses) and survived the shot, and after Tohka gives Origami a lesson to die for (she was still shocked that she shot Shidou instead of tThka) she is reunited with him and then... and then...


As I'm editing this page, I,m listening to "Feuerroter Pfeil und Bogen" its f-ing addictive!




They kiss.

They did it. they kissed!

and then Tohka loses her clothes, and then the ending song plays.


...And what did you do instead? You saved them.
Fanservise Romantic comedy at its absolute best~!


And then after the ending theme,  cut to the next day, when Tohka transfers into shidou's class.


And in the end, what was your reward? you never said, but i think you know...
This post got WAAY too many images!


Is this enough? Yes!

*AHEM* The Wild Bunny by Sander Cohen: I want to take the ears off, but I can't. I hop, and when I hop, I never get off the ground. It's my curse, my eternal curse! I want to take the ears off but I can't! It's my curse! It's my fucking curse! I want to take the ears off! Please! Take them off! Please!
Just one more image...


THOUGHTS:

Best date ever.

End.

This is almost close to perfection. It's just that good.

Alright, that's enough references for one day.
Is it just me, or is Tohka tiny in this image?


I know how witty this is, but guess what, it's my birthday, I deserve the right to not caring.

EDIT: Fixed a couple errors, let me know if there are more.

Monday 1 April 2013

Date A Live first impressions:


Boy, i wonder if anyone notices these captions, i hope not, so i can screw around!










Because i can.



Where did you even GET these pictures?


The official website.



Akasha... Please grow up.












WELCOME ABOARD!


Akasha: Hello there and my name is Akasha, and I'm here with Alice to give you the latest information on these episodes!

Alice: I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you

Akasha: Aww c'mon Alice, smile, we're LIVE!

Alice: No we aren't, and ill tell ya something, Akasha actually write this post ages before the first episode even came out!


Akasha: Don't be such a party killer, Alice, do you have any idea how long i waited?!

Alice: A few weeks-

Akasha: SINCE NOVEMBER!!!!!!!!

Alice: Please excuse us, as my master Akasha is very exited.

Akasha: Your just my imaginary friend!

Alice: Uggh...

Akasha: Anyways, you all knew what you came for, didn't you? You wanted to see me drown in my own despair if this became too disappointing. remember, this is Keitaro Motonaga we're talking about.

Alice: I bet every single dollar you will.

Akasha: Alice, Im British.

Alice: Haha Sorry.

Akasha: Anyways, its time, so wish me luck everyone!!!

Alice: You're soo gonna be dissapointed.

Akasha: *Freezes in place*

Alice: A-Akasha?

Akasha: I-Im k-kind of scared, W-What if it doesn't meet my freakishly high hopes? What if Keitaro Motonaga blows it? W-W-W-W-What if-

Alice: *Sigh* So its come to this... AKASHA!!! CALM DOWN!!! YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THIS SCARED BEFORE!!!

Akasha: *Sigh* okay, ill come in expecting it to be average, then i wont be as disappointed...

Alice: Oh for the love of our master Akasha; START THE FUCKING LIVE BRODCAST ALREADY!!!

Akasha: ...Ive read a fine bit of the light novel...

Alice: What do you think this is? A COMEDY ACT!? GET YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!

Akasha: ...So that sets the bar to the "Good" level. Alright, Lets get going!

Alice: Ive been calling you for Three hours! Can we just start the fucking broadcast already?

Akasha: Alright, See ya in five minutes!

Akasha: Holy shuit guys... This is acctully a keitaro motonaga (Lets just call him keimoto from now on) i acctully enjoy!

Alice: Its a little too early to say that...

Akasha: Continuing, the main lead  and his sioster go to school, when a spacequake orccors, and then NSGML ( Not SGeneric Male Lead) sees that his sister is still at the cafe.

Alice:... and he goes to find her, moving on.


Akasha: and then meets Tohka (though its not said yet for another few episodes) and then his classmate tobiichi origami fights her, resulting in NSGML fainting, and then  being awoken by a whited haired sleepy scientist, who says to him thats his sister is alright.

Alice: yeah... any minuete now...



Akasha: ...and then, Reine (The scientist) becomes a teacher, and then collapses, halrity ensures.

Alice: youll be dissapointed in three... two... one...



Akasha: ...and thats the end of it. shido ends up playing a visual novel for his socalled training. the end.

Alice: Wow. you ended that quickly!

Akasha: Well in the end, Keimoto didnt screw this up, but sadly, the opening theme didnt play, so we'll have to wait until next week, stay tuned!




Alice: To ends this...

Akasha: have this GIF which has nothing to do with the entire post:




Final grade: A


Akasha: Now i have to do something about april fools day...

Alice: Make a post about it.

Akasha: See you.

Alice: Oh wait, akasha.. wait... noooo.

The end. see you next misson!