WELCOME ABOARD!
Akasha: Hello there and my name is Akasha, and I'm here with Alice to give you the latest information on these episodes!
Alice: I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you
Akasha: Aww c'mon Alice, smile, we're LIVE!
Alice: No we aren't, and ill tell ya something, Akasha actually write this post ages before the first episode even came out!
Akasha: Don't be such a party killer, Alice, do you have any idea how long i waited?!
Alice: A few weeks-
Akasha: SINCE NOVEMBER!!!!!!!!
Alice: Please excuse us, as my master Akasha is very exited.
Akasha: Your just my imaginary friend!
Alice: Uggh...
Akasha: Anyways, you all knew what you came for, didn't you? You wanted to see me drown in my own despair if this became too disappointing. remember, this is Keitaro Motonaga we're talking about.
Alice: I bet every single dollar you will.
Akasha: Alice, Im British.
Alice: Haha Sorry.
Akasha: Anyways, its time, so wish me luck everyone!!!
Alice: You're soo gonna be dissapointed.
Akasha: *Freezes in place*
Alice: A-Akasha?
Akasha: I-Im k-kind of scared, W-What if it doesn't meet my freakishly high hopes? What if Keitaro Motonaga blows it? W-W-W-W-What if-
Alice: *Sigh* So its come to this... AKASHA!!! CALM DOWN!!! YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THIS SCARED BEFORE!!!
Akasha: *Sigh* okay, ill come in expecting it to be average, then i wont be as disappointed...
Alice: Oh for the love of our master Akasha; START THE FUCKING LIVE BRODCAST ALREADY!!!
Akasha: ...Ive read a fine bit of the light novel...
Alice: What do you think this is? A COMEDY ACT!? GET YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!
Akasha: ...So that sets the bar to the "Good" level. Alright, Lets get going!
Alice: Ive been calling you for Three hours! Can we just start the fucking broadcast already?
Akasha: Alright, See ya in five minutes!
Akasha: Holy shuit guys... This is acctully a keitaro motonaga (Lets just call him keimoto from now on) i acctully enjoy!
Alice: Its a little too early to say that...
Akasha: Continuing, the main lead and his sioster go to school, when a spacequake orccors, and then NSGML ( Not So Generic Male Lead) sees that his sister is still at the cafe.
Alice:... and he goes to find her, moving on.
Akasha: and then meets Tohka (though its not said yet for another few episodes) and then his classmate tobiichi origami fights her, resulting in NSGML fainting, and then being awoken by a whited haired sleepy scientist, who says to him thats his sister is alright.
Alice: yeah... any minuete now...
Akasha: ...and then, Reine (The scientist) becomes a teacher, and then collapses, halrity ensures.
Alice: youll be dissapointed in three... two... one...
Akasha: ...and thats the end of it. shido ends up playing a visual novel for his socalled training. the end.
Alice: Wow. you ended that quickly!
Akasha: Well in the end, Keimoto didnt screw this up, but sadly, the opening theme didnt play, so we'll have to wait until next week, stay tuned!
Alice: To ends this...
Akasha: have this GIF which has nothing to do with the entire post:
Final grade: A
Akasha: Now i have to do something about april fools day...
Alice: Make a post about it.
Akasha: See you.
Alice: Oh wait, akasha.. wait... noooo.
The end. see you next misson!
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